My Guy: I bet you don’t even know who Alice Cooper is.
Me: Sure I do. He’s in a band, one of the scary ones. You know, with the creepy makeup and the tongues and the bad hair.
My Guy: Mm-hmm.
Me: He’s in, like, Kiss or Metallica or something. One of the scary ones. Alice in Chains?
Me: I thought Randy Jackson was a country singer.
My Guy: No. Randy Travis and Alan Jackson are country singers.
Me: Oh. Then who’s Randy Jackson? A baseball player?
My Guy: I think you mean Reggie Jackson.
Later that week:
Me: So, Powdermilk Biscuits isn’t a real thing, right?
My Guy: No. It’s like [...]