Not A Fashion Blog

Well, it’s that time of year when my sense of style veers dangerously towards: “Too hot to care.”  Which is why you may find me wearing clothes in public that really should only be worn in the privacy of my own home–and not even in the backyard at that.  Case in point: black cami + [...]

Shit My Guy Says: Fashion Edition

My Guy:  When are you gonna get some new jeans?

Me: What’s wrong with these jeans?  These are my nice jeans.

My Guy:  Yeah, but they’re about 8 inches too short.  The flood is in New Jersey, you know.

Me: What?

My Guy: Your pants look like high-waters.  It looks like you’re trying to wade through a flood.  Maybe [...]