Shit My Guy Says: The Colonoscopy Edition

Nurse: How are you doing?  Are you feeling nervous?

Andy: Yeah, a little.

Nurse: Is this your first time?

Andy: No, I’ve felt nervous before.

Easy Chocolate Fondue for Lazy People

Well, in case it isn’t abundantly clear from every possible news media outlet, Valentine’s Day is tomorrow.

Admittedly, I’m sort-of an eye-rolling grump on the subject (for instance:cut flowers.  Most of them are cultivated under horrifying working conditions, flown thousands of miles, die after a week and are laden with pesticides.  Because nothing says “I love [...]

2015 Food Trends Based on What’s in my Pantry Right Now and What I Just Ordered from the Seed Catalogue

First of all, let me just say, 2015?!?  I am still getting used to the idea that it is 2000-anything, and if I think about it too much I get a little weirded out and start thinking about HAL and singing Prince songs (or, ‘the symbol formerly known as Prince’ songs).

Second of all, let me [...]