BasilandFig

When I was a kid, broccoli was a persistent companion at the dinner table.

Often, to get us to eat more of it (or to eat it at all) it was accompanied by Cheez Whiz.

And I’m not gonna lie: it was delicious.

Usually the whole jar was microwaved, stirred at 30 second increments until it was hot [...]

My Guy: I think we should get another dog to keep Snooki company.

Me: Okay.

My Guy:  Let’s get a male boxer mix.

Me: Alright, but only if we can name him ‘The Situation.’

So, listen: I got this package in the mail.  But the thing is, it came addressed to me, at My Guy’s house, a place where I don’t get mail.

And I was almost 100% certain I hadn’t ordered anything.

And it couldn’t have been a gift from a friend because they didn’t have the address.

And I didn’t [...]