Shit My Guy Says: Fashion Edition

My Guy:  When are you gonna get some new jeans?

Me: What’s wrong with these jeans?  These are my nice jeans.

My Guy:  Yeah, but they’re about 8 inches too short.  The flood is in New Jersey, you know.

Me: What?

My Guy: Your pants look like high-waters.  It looks like you’re trying to wade through a flood.  Maybe sometime you can check the dumpsters behind the big-and-tall store and find something that actually fits.

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