My Guy (half asleep): I just had a dream we got engaged…

Me: Awww…

My Guy: And I took your ring and hid it in a pile of bear shit, and you and your mom had to dig through the bear shit to find it.

Me: That doesn’t sound great.

My Guy: Every woman always remembers where she was when she got engaged, and you were in bear shit.

Me: Please don’t do that.

My Guy: I wouldn’t.  It would take forever to clean it off.

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