My Guy (half asleep): I just had a dream we got engaged…
My Guy: And I took your ring and hid it in a pile of bear shit, and you and your mom had to dig through the bear shit to find it.
Me: That doesn’t sound great.
My Guy: Every woman always remembers where she was when she got engaged, and you were in bear shit.
Me: Please don’t do that.
My Guy: I wouldn’t. It would take forever to clean it off.