My mom once sent me this photo, accompanied only by the subject line, ‘What is it?’
Correct answers include: A towel. A deranged towel baby. The Hampton Inn housekeeper’s cry for help.
So in that same spirit, I ask you, friends: What is it?
Need a hint? Here,
perhaps a little context would help.
Here it is on display with other similar products:
So, in this case acceptable answers would be:
A dog bone.
Product development failure.
Potential dildo for ladies too embarrassed to shop at an adult store.
The last time Nylabone lets college interns have any actual responsibility.


omg, that towel figurine is frightening. also frightening that it was left in your mom’s hotel room.
I know–couldn’t they have made it in the shape of a flower or something…not weird?