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Andy:  Why is there so much pollen?

Me: Um, I dunno…it’s just that time of year.

Andy: But why is there so much of it?

Me: You mean like, Why is there pollen?

Andy: Yeah.

Me: That’s how trees have sex.  You know, ’cause it’s not like a tree can just walk down to the bar and find some lady to hump.

Andy: Huh.

Me: Pollen is like tree sperm.  Just think about that every time you go outside.

Andy: Oh god, that’s disgusting.

Me: Your car is covered in tree sperm!

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