And then I woke up

Last night I dreamed that I was writing for The Onion, and the article I wrote was called, ‘Mother Nature issues recall on husbands: says, “They weren’t meant to snore so much.”  Women everywhere are thrilled.  Local wife says, “I mean, sure I’ll miss him, but I’m just excited to get a replacement model that doesn’t keep me up half the night.”  Class-action lawsuit is filed seeking damages in the millions of hours of lost sleep.

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